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ladeda

Sun Feb 17, 2008, 2:13 PM
Hello.

GIRL FACTS

Thu Nov 3, 2005, 12:56 AM
When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind.
Yeah, things like how much she'd like to get away from the jerk who's talking to her.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
Or she's just too stupid to come up with a valid point.

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around.
Or she's wondering how long it will be until you sleep with her.

When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds, she is not at all fine.
But she is a liar.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are so wonderful.
Or why you're so darn horrid.

When a girl lays on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
Or you're so boring that she's fallen asleep on you.

When a girl calls you everyday, she is seeking for your attention.
Which means you're dating a needy pest.

When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.
More like she wants her ego petted.

When a girl says, "Ill love you forever," she means it.
Or she means she'll love you until someone nicer comes along.

When a girl says that she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future.
Because she can't find anyone better to date.

When a girl says, "I miss you," no one in this world can miss you more than that
Except maybe every other person who's missing you.

16 years ago a brat was born.

Tue Oct 19, 2004, 9:59 PM
It's my birthday :)

Devious Journal Entry

Sat Oct 9, 2004, 2:37 PM
The liberals won the election :(

Exhausted

Fri Sep 10, 2004, 1:44 PM
Dead, dead, dead.

*drinks coffee*

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